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Many people assume that to find spirited political debate in this country, you go to the United States Capitol. And yes, if you’re looking for idiots in suits who are good at winning popularity contests, then go right ahead. But if you want world-class political analysis and erudite knowledge on topics ranging from foreign policy to police reform, attend Thanksgiving dinner. Honestly, what could any Senate hearing uncover that your uncle didn’t already read on Truth Social.

But anyways, I will proudly say our family avoided any political scuffles this Thanksgiving. I made sure of it by planting a bomb under the table that would detonate if any no-no topics were mentioned.

OK, but besides eating five meals a day since Wednesday, I have done diddly-squat while home. Maybe that’s the point! I don’t know. Tomorrow I get back on a plane and head back to my life where I hope my brain will stop feeling like it’s filled to the brim with stuffing and gravy.

Anyways, here’s a photo of me writing this blog.